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Selected by NZ On Screen Team
21st December 2009

 Christmas

Christmas

 NZ On Screen Team

Selected by NZ On Screen Team

 

 A Christmas Collection

This collection brings together classic telly and film moments for the pavlova and pohutukawa season. From broadcasting icons (Selwyn Toogood, Thingee), to barbies, bickering and beer. Families come together to feed (Peta Mathias, Alison Holst), drink (The West clan), fall apart (in full length Gregory King and Niki Caro dramas); and a farmer gets jiggy with the fencing wire.

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Christmas on screen

 Will the Real Mr Claus Please Stand Up

TV1 celebrated Christmas 1977 by throwing its big names into this variety show. Roger Gascoigne and Stu (Nice One) Dennison are joined by a cavalcade of newsreaders in Santa beards, as well as Brian Edwards in school uniform, Selwyn Toogood doing an un-PC It’s in the Bag sketch, and madcap band Mother Goose.

 After School - Thingee Takes

Bug-eyed After School puppet Thingee gets into the Christmas spirit with hosts Jason and Annie. The 80s children’s TV icon gets into carol singing: “Jingle bells, jingle bells, all around my neck / Jingle bells, jingle bells, my nose will heat the deck” as he gives the desk a Liverpool kiss.

 A Taste of Christmas

Taste New Zealand presenter Peta Mathias hosts this festive food fun-times special. Singers Hinewehi Mohi, Conal Coad, Brooke Fraser and King Kapisi perform and cook their fave seasonal dishes. Mathias recites 'O Come All Ye Faithful' with the St Mary’s College choir.

 Christmas

Tis the season to be toxic in this “distinctly kiwi take on the fucked up whanau” (Chris Knox). Director Gregory King wrests bleak comedy and holiday horrors from the tokes, tinsel and frequent toilet visits. King’s award-winning debut can watched in full on NZ On Screen. Warning: Praise Be this is not!

 Beauty and the Beast Xmas Special

This panel show was presented by broadcasting legend Selwyn Toogood. Toogood and his beauties typically answered viewers' letters (“we tackle every problem, be it incest, love or tatting”) but in this 1982 Christmas Day special, things get loose. Toogood hulas and sings ‘Yes! We Have No Bananas’.

 Country Calendar - Spoofs Special

It wouldn’t be Christmas without ‘Good King Wenceslas’ played on a No.8 wire fence would it? Check out the fence-playing farmer and his “rural music”; one part of a special collection of Country Calendar’s classic spoofs, created by producer Tony Trotter and Bogor cartoonist Burton Silver.

 Shortland Street - A Christmas Episode

This Shortland Street episode ended the 1995 season with a missing baby, a Christmas turkey and a tumultuous accident: a drunken driver ploughs his Mac truck into the hospital reception. Injured Kirsty wakes up with memory loss, and Carmen suffers side-effects, after pledging her love to Guy.

 Nice One - Christmas Show

Stu Dennison hosted TV1 children’s show Nice One from 1976 to 1978, and his catch phrase "Nice one, Stu" became a part of New Zealand TV legend. This 1978 Christmas show, features singer/songwriter Steve Allen, and chef Alison Holst alongside Stu’s 70s corduroy flares and waistcoat ensemble.

 The Summer the Queen Came

Miles (Joel Tobeck) is 16. His family are falling apart and he's in love with his cousin. An imminent Royal visit offends his mother's politics and his father is spending too much time with a female neighbour. Christmas is coming and his brothers have murder on their minds in this Niki Caro-directed half-hour drama.

 Outrageous Fortune - Christmas Special

Witness a Westie beach Christmas in this excerpt from the second season finale. Where the West clan goes conflict follows as they confront a DoC ranger and fight with a Dally family over land rights (tent turf at the campsite). The campground is Tutaekuri Bay (Tutaekuri is Māori for dog shit).

 Off the Radar- Is Modern Christmas Sustainable?

In this episode of Te Radar’s green living series the comedian hosts a 'Last Supper' Christmas lunch for 17 family, made from food he's grown or hunted himself. “Here's a toast to the fact that you've raised a son who now lives in a caravan in the middle of a paddock - you must all be so proud!”

 The End of the Golden Weather

Set over a Christmas beach holiday in 1935, The End of the Golden Weather chronicles the friendship between a 12-year-old boy and the wild-limbed dreamer Firpo. This is the trailer for Ian Mune’s adaptation of Bruce Mason’s classic solo play; the film won eight NZ Film Awards.

 FTC Farmers' Santa Parade

This account of NZ's biggest Santa Parade (the one filmed here is the 52nd edition) is seen through the eyes of seven-year-old Sally. This programme goes behind the scenes, and as the procession winds its way through Auckland's packed CBD, Sally waits for her moment with the big red man.

 bro'Town - Morningside Story

This episode of the popular animated TV series opens with birthday boy Jesus as a thespian and peace-broker in a tiff between River Phoenix and William Shakespeare. God intervenes and the ensuing intolerance debate leads to a school musical episode of bro’Town.

 Ask Your Auntie - Christmas Special

This Christmas special was the swansong of the popular Maori Television’s women’s chat show. With host Ella Henry at the helm, and regular panelists appearing, this episode eschews the tough and gritty for more uplifting subjects, such as what to feed the whānau on the day.

 Goodnight Kiwi Christmas

In 2008, TVNZ, aware that many NZers still held “a tremendous affection” for Goodnight Kiwi rebooted the beloved kiwi and his cat to mark the Christmas holiday season. Auckland animator Tim Hunt was given the job of updating the original.

 Attitude : Episode 40

In this Christmas special of the disability interests show Attitude, Grant takes some of the young stars out for a tea party; Curtis presents his third postcard from Turkey; Northland blind student Aine sings a carol; and the opening of the Mouth and Foot Painters Association exhibition in Christchurch is shown.

  Gannet Pie for Xmas lunch

 Gannet Pie for Xmas lunch

That's what Captain Cook and his crew ate. Find out more in NZHistory.net entry on the history of Christmas in New Zealand.

 Dreaming of a white Christmas?

Dreaming of a white Christmas?

You won't find it in this series of images from Te Ara chronicling the Kiwi beach picnic from 1915 to 1976.

 Christmas Cards

Christmas Cards

Check out this selection of nine historic Christmas cards from the collections of the Alexander Turnbull Library.