AotearoHA - Next Big Things

I think signs are too negative; 'Warning, Stop. Slippery When Wet'. I want to make some positive signs, how about 'Grippy When Dry'.

– Guy Williams wants to bring positivity to safety regulations

Nobody got 'fax bullied'. There were no fax bullies coming up to you in the playground, "Hey did you get that really threatening fax I sent you?"

– Host Ben Hurley on the "good old days" of bullying.

My life's pretty hectic at the moment. I've got a new book out and it's due back in three weeks.

– Classic 'Dad's joke' from stand-up comedian Ed Caruthers