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Series

bro'Town

Television, 2004–2009

The gospel of bro'Town according to David

By NZ On Screen's incredibly boring introduction to what bro'Town was or is, it's plainly obvious that you guys need a helping hand. So lucky for you I’m here.

It all began in a dressing room at the Herald Theatre in Auckland. Four "Do our own thing in our own way" mates who went by the moniker The Naked Samoans, having just finished a show, were having a raucous beer or five — or 11? — when one of them, who we will call Oscar Kightley because that is his actual name, uttered the words that would send their vaka charging into new seas.

His words were “Hey guys, my mate Elizabeth Mitchell wants to know if we're keen to make animated show”. To which we answered with a resounding “Yeah sure, count us in!” and “By golly, by gum, something funny this way comes”. We pushed out to sea.

A week passes. We had come back to port. Then a year passes before Oscar gathers the troops to tell us “Great news guys! Elizabeth has found the money!” To which my fellow Naked Samoan, Shimpal Lelisi (who in fact is Niuean) replied “Fantastico……umm, money for what?” As you’ve probably guessed, none of us remembered what we’d said yes to, all those many hours ago. 

Anyhoo, Elizabeth Mitchell had done the near impossible and secured the funds for New Zealand’s first prime time animated TV show. She’d got TV3 on board, she’d got NZ On Air on board. She was/is and will always be the reason for bro'Town's many glorious seasons.

The next task was to write the scripts. Ummm, yeah, the scripts: the things that would make us laugh in the making, cry in the rejecting, laugh again in the rewriting. The saying “it takes a village to raise the jandal” is not far off the style in which we collectively wrote. And by collectively, I mean not just the Naked Samoans and Elizabeth, but everyone from TV3's network producer, the brilliant Caterina De Nave, to script editors Dave Armstrong and Maxine Fleming, script consultant Paula Boock and story producer James Griffin. Our powers combined would see us win heaps of awards, but more importantly win the smiles, giggles, guffaws and gasps from the audience of “Oh no they didn’t? Did they just”. All of us raising the jandal together!

While all this was going on, Elizabeth introduced us to 'God', a character we'd created to start and end every show. God was drawn by Niuean animation master, Maka Makatoa. We oohed and aahhhed at how cool he looked, and all agreed that God is good.

Then we were shown different designs for our characters from heaps of peeps. Going through them all was like being shown a giant picture book, each one better than the last. But then one designer took our breath away: the shape and warmth of his designs made Naked Samoan Mario Gaoa reach for a tissue, to dab away the tear from his eye. He wondered aloud if this is how Michelangelo felt when he saw Christine Chapel [Editor's note: Dave does not mean the Sistine Chapel here]. Oscar said he didn’t know, but that this guy's name was Ant Sang. A soft-spoken NZ/Chinese man, father of two and creator of cult classic comic The Dharma Punks. He designed the world we were to inhabit! Mic drop...sound of feedback…

Scripts had been written and the animation team had been assembled from everyone we could find in New Zealand, to a bunch of filipinos who had arrived to bolster the numbers. It was time for the first read-through: the room absolutely heaving with people, all of us playing the character we were drawn as. The starter gun goes off and 25 minutes later we are all smiles. The following week we have our first studio recording, a little while after that, well actually ages after — 22 September 2004 to be exact — New Zealand has officially witnessed the birth of bro'Town. The rest is history. Pick up mic…...mic drop again…..who does that twice even?.... Naked Samoan David Fane, that’s who.

David Fane is a founding member of comedy troupe The Naked Samoans. His screen CV includes Sione's WeddingOutrageous FortuneDiplomatic Immunity and horror movie The Tattooist.   

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