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The Beginner's Guide to the Census

Television (Full Length) – 1986

I am not a real person and I don’t want to be counted by the government.
– Wizard of Christchurch
I have to drive on the left hand side of the road like everybody else, and I can’t peek at census material.
– Prime Minister David Lange
Why do we need to know? And who cares anyway?
– Presenter Philip Alpers