Flatmates - 5, Episode Five

I don’t know how one woman can make so many dishes while cooking one meal.

– Geoffrey

I don't know where my mouth's been!

– Geoffrey

The fact is someone is using my stuff without telling me. What annoys me is that the note’s been up for a week and no one's bothered to come up to me and say ‘hey, is it alright if I borrow it?’ Because they haven’t got the balls to come up to me and see if I'd say yes.

– Vanessa

I’m talking to a camera and I'm not talking to you. And I want to talk to you!

– Vanessa, to cameraman/boyfriend Craig

This is part of me.

– Craig, from behind the camera