Holmes - Christmas Party

You've got to stop taking those drugs Paul!

– Richard Griffin, Jim Bolger’s former Press Secretary

Yeah. It’s all right.

– One of the Ingham twins on whether she’s enjoying Auckland

Can you see me here? Am I standing in enough light?

– Holmes to his cameraman

Well tonight we end 1997 with a cracker. We’ve got a big show lined up for you tonight: the good, the bad, the famous ... the fortunate, the less than fortunate, and sharing the night tonight with sports stars, celebrities and notable New Zealanders [are] people you’ve met on the programme this year, people you’ve enjoyed, people you’re curious about and want to see again ... an hour and a half of fun and memories from 1997 you do not want to miss!

– A fast-talking Holmes fills the air in his intro