A Hollywood movie is coming to Aroha Bridge to rip off our culture? Yes! Finally!
– Cousin Ira (Scotty Cotter), early in episode one
I'm telling you Monty, we are getting so many offers right now from white people who need to look diverse. This lady wants you for a crime show!
– Cousin Ira (Scotty Cotter) plays acting agent for Monty, in episode one
I went to school of hard knocks, mate! It's down the coast, it's not a very well-known Polytechnic. I think it's in our field.
– Tapi (Julian Dennison), in episode two
I'm not gonna let a pesky thing like the law get in the way of me being a lawyer.
– Kowhai (Jessica Hansell) offers her legal services, in episode three
Put a cork in it. Now you're not here to fortify bonds with your culture and family. This is Marae DIY weekend. We are here to work!
– Aunty Winnie (Madeleine Sami), in episode five
I actually have very strong opinions on society, OK? And when I've decided what they are, they're gonna be deeper than yours.
– Kowhai (Jessica Hansell), early in episode six
I love when they randomly cripple a small business!
– Kowhai watching the Consumer Watch Dog television show, n episode four
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