Lawless

I know what it is. Scratch the surface and the new police force is as sexist as the old.

– Office worker Jodie (Angela Dotchin) theorising why she hasn't got into police college

They gave me a hash cake for my birthday. Only it's not my birthday, is it? It's Johnny Wilson's... he's uh... Pisces, apparently. 

– John Lawless (Kevin Smith) discussing his double life

Damn, you are so used to living a lie you don't even know when you're doing it to yourself! Or me.

– Frustrated wife Maria (Susan Brady) arguing with John Lawless (Kevin Smith)

As far as I know, no one knows there's a connection between us. I mean, every other bloody detail of my life is on tape or file somewhere.

– John (Kevin Smith) appealing to Jodie (Angela Dotchin) for help

Ah! So that's how you look when you smile? It's quite nice, really.

– Jodie (Angela Dotchin) flirting with John (Kevin Smith)