Lucy Lewis Can't Lose - Series Two

It's keeping you safe from unwanted attention with the added bonus of teaching you how to dress like ladies with class, in class.

– Ms Palmer (Miranda Harcourt) outlines the rationale for her draconian uniform rules

Jokes on you because she's actually not my girlfriend! ...not that I wouldn't be open to that possibility, so at this stage, she's just a girl who happens to be my friend... who I think about constantly and whose happiness is more important than my own.

– Dave (Rāhiri Wharerau) stands up for his friend Lucy Lewis (Thomasin McKenzie)