Lucy Lewis Can't Lose - Series Two

Jokes on you because she's actually not my girlfriend! ...not that I wouldn't be open to that possibility, so at this stage, she's just a girl who happens to be my friend... who I think about constantly and whose happiness is more important than my own.

– Dave (Rāhiri Wharerau) stands up for his friend Lucy Lewis (Thomasin McKenzie)

It's keeping you safe from unwanted attention with the added bonus of teaching you how to dress like ladies with class, in class.

– Ms Palmer (Miranda Harcourt) outlines the rationale for her draconian uniform rules