The Mad Mad World of Television - Series One, Episode One

Now every week we're going to have just a lot of fun, that's what it's all about!

– Presenter Simon Barnett introducing the show

This is the tuatara, I've travelled thousands of kilometres and look how close I am to it — feeding, mind you! Tuataras; the most spectacular animals in the world. 

– Steve Irwin on a visit to New Zealand

I think it's fairly sort of important to look like you're enjoying yourself or something, I don't know... I mean I like putting on clothes, don't we all?

– Singer-songwriter Diesel talking about the importance of image in the music industry