Brown Peril - The Tim Porch Story

A lot of shuttles in this game, more shuttles than there are at NASA — shuttlecocks, doing shuttles, taxi to the pub afterwards. Actually that's more of a taxi than a shuttle. Shuttle to the airport.

– Tim Porch (Josh Thomson) loses his way while being interviewed

I always think the glass is half full but I can actually tell, because my eyesight's that good.

– Robin Slade (Ian Gordon), the optimistic optometrist

Brown Peril was the first film The Downlow Concept, which is me, Ryan Hutchings and Nigel McCulloch, ever made. Nigel played badminton at some hall and his mum owned a video store, and we worked a story around that . . . We knew one actor, Josh Thomson, and he was keen, so we thought we'd have a crack. 

– Co-director Jarrod Holt in The NZ Herald, 30 April 2012