Friday Night Bites - Series Two

I never understood the concept of top and tailing . . . like why is having someone's feet in your face better than having someone's face in your face?

– Georgie (Katlyn Wong) shares a bed with her sister (Perlina Lau), in episode one

You know I'm white aye? . . . I'm white!

– Arlo (Arlo Green) finds himself dealing with some reverse racism from his friends, in episode four

And now just bark like a dog, if you could . . . if you could just bark like a dog so that we know that you've understood our lesson about contraception.

– Tom Sainsbury plays a very bad pharmacist, episode nine

... a lot of people use the word "literally" incorrectly, like a kind of a rhythmic tick. Like I get that it feels good in your mouth...

– Perlina (Perlina Lau) faces off against Charlie (Amanda Tito), in episode eight

You don't understand! That is a top casting agent in there, and he wouldn't take the hint to go home last night so I had to hold in my farts all night . . . the bathroom's next to the kitchen. If he hears the freaking shit storm about to come out of my butthole he might not call me again!

– Jessy (JJ Fong) has a tense moment, in episode three

We’re just a bunch of ladies trying to make good, silly, different comedy for discerning adults.

– JJ Fong, Perlina Lau, Roseanne Liang and Ally Xue describe the first season of Friday Night Bites, Metro, 12 September 2016

Jess, Lee and Perlina are now in their mid-late 20s and still lost in a millennial malaise. They want to make a big splash in the world but they're too cynical and apathetic to do it. One of the things you learn in your 20s is that 'adulting' is not as easy as it seems.

– Roseanne Liang discusses the characters in season two, The NZ Herald, 27 February 2018