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Homegrown - Dairy

Television (Full Length Episode) – 2008

"Lesbianism or death" Could be a slogan for the election campaign...
– Te Radar muses on the need for frisky dairy cows to sustain the industry
I find waste very sexy...
– Dr Steven Pratt on making bioplastics from cow poo
What were they like, slightly flared at the hoof?
– Te Radar asks cow breeder Peter Gatley about '1970s' cows
I've been traumatising a lot of cows through hugs. I thought I was giving them some pleasure...
– Te Radar on learning cows do not like being hugged
It was basically standing behind cows for hours on end that really put me off it.
– Te Radar on why he didn't take up the family dairy farm
I put it to you, could our national bird be this productive? Well, no, probably not and this is just the tip of the milky iceberg...
– Te Radar on the super productivity of New Zealand's dairy herd
Perhaps I should have stuck to making animals out of vegetables.
– Te Radar on his lack of success at a rural 'calf club'
Kind of body odour-ish...in a classy way.
– Te Radar smells a piece of Whitestone Blue cheese