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Variety Spectacular - A Night with the Stars: The Topp Twins

Television (Excerpts) – 1989

... drop the charges!
– Jools Topp making a last minute plea at the end of the act, in relation to the twins arrest for bunking on Queen Street
Jools and I were so into country and western music when we were little, we used to have a bumper sticker on the car that used to say "I'd rather step in shit than smoke it."
– Lynda Topp introducing the act, in clip two
But he's lovely Paul, isn't he? He's really sweet. He's sort of a legend, in his own mind, really.
– (01.35, clip 1) Lynn of Tawa (Ginette McDonald) talking about Paul Holmes, in clip one
I've seen you before! You are very, very famous people! Hudson and Hudson?
– (00.45, clip 3) Manuel (Andrew Sachs) serving Hudson and Halls in the audience