Auckland Daze - Series One

Man, I was seriously thinking about taking her to Disneyland.

– A lovesick Millen, in episode three

A couple of options come to mind.

– Millen when asked how he thinks he might die, during a bad date with Jodie Rimmer, in episode three

He looks like a malnourished greyhound.

– Glen watches Millen on the catwalk, in episode six

I’ve missed you, sweetheart. No one to share apple crumble with.

– Wanda (Jennifer Ward-Lealand) to her son during their emotional reunion, in episode six

Do you know how I know you guys are my friends? 'Cause I can take the piss outta ya. Then use it as a sample when I get pulled over and drug tested.

– Fasitua professes his love to the other guys, in episode six

What you need to do Millen is go and shag the first woman you see, for revenge.

– Wanda (Jennifer Ward-Lealand) to her son