As a policeman if we can make people laugh then great because in reality what we do isn't funny. I was speaking to a chap we had been looking for, I was making up conversation, using a bit of humour. Unfortunately, he didn't get it.– Sergeant Guy Baldwin
...three o'clock in the morning that pie's been in the warming drawer for probably about 12 hours — it'll be thermonuclear. You must always blow on the pie.– The famous food safety advice
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