SMOKO

Episode One
Teachers Mr Black (Samuel Christopher) and Miss Jones (Lucinda Hare) aren't doing great. They're hungover, broke and late for school. After two awkward wake-ups, one on a lawn and another in an unknown bed, they rush to make it in time for their first day back.

Episode Two
There's a new girl in town, she's nice as pie and her name is Miss Putt (Olivia Tennet). Black isn't impressed, but Jones takes Putt under her wing and gives her a rundown on how things work at school.

Episode Three
It's parent-teacher interview night at school. Black and Jones do their best to smile through insults, sexual harassment and depressed parents, before ditching things to have a sneaky sip of stolen wine.

Episode Four
Black and Jones are enjoying a cheeky smoko when relief teacher Thomas (Alex Tarrant) walks past. "What's your name? Is it dinner?" Jones asks a bewildered Thomas, before giving some saucy insight into her sex life. Black leaves his flirty best friend and finds a student struggling with bullies. Black does his best to help the student with some questionable words of wisdom.

Episode Five
School's over, so Black and Jones are taking a smoko in peace while discussing the merits of Rachel Hunter — "she's our Princess Diana". Receptionist, Moo (Johanna Cosgrove), interrupts them to announce that there's a lawyer (Sam Mannering) to see Black, with some good and bad news.

Episode Six
It's time for a staff meeting and Maggie (Jennifer Ward-Lealand) has some news...but Black and Jones are late, and everyone else would rather just gossip.