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bro'Town - I Still Call Australia Home...Oh

Television (Full Length Episode) – 2006

Nah nah you fellas are just desperate to get into a cultural group so you can perve at the sheilas and get time off school...
– Abercrombie sees through the Morningside boys' plan
Ah yeah, gidday. Australians are a little bit like your cuzzies- you can blame them for stuff you and your brother did. They're quite useful like that.
– Fred Dagg ( John Clarke) on the good side of living next to Australia
I know I'm Jewish cause of my Mum but what are you, Dad?
– Jesus (Oscar Kightley) asks his Holy Father (Mario Gaoa) about his ancestry
I'm in a culture club, Heathcliff! Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
– Mack (David Fane) on his confusing ancestral make-up
We all like getting skin cancer at the beach?
– Jeff da Māori (David Fane) on what binds the ANZACs together
I feel like the green crayon that no one uses!
– Jeff da Māori (David Fane) on being rejected from the Samoan cultural group