I know I'm Jewish cause of my Mum but what are you, Dad?– Jesus (Oscar Kightley) asks his Holy Father (Mario Gaoa) about his ancestry
I feel like the green crayon that no one uses!– Jeff da Māori (David Fane) on being rejected from the Samoan cultural group
I'm in a culture club, Heathcliff! Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?– Mack (David Fane) on his confusing ancestral make-up
We all like getting skin cancer at the beach?– Jeff da Māori (David Fane) on what binds the ANZACs together
Nah nah you fellas are just desperate to get into a cultural group so you can perve at the sheilas and get time off school...– Abercrombie sees through the Morningside boys' plan
Ah yeah, gidday. Australians are a little bit like your cuzzies- you can blame them for stuff you and your brother did. They're quite useful like that.– Fred Dagg ( John Clarke) on the good side of living next to Australia
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