bro'Town - I Still Call Australia Home...Oh

Nah nah you fellas are just desperate to get into a cultural group so you can perve at the sheilas and get time off school...

– Abercrombie sees through the Morningside boys' plan

Ah yeah, gidday. Australians are a little bit like your cuzzies- you can blame them for stuff you and your brother did. They're quite useful like that.

– Fred Dagg ( John Clarke) on the good side of living next to Australia

I know I'm Jewish cause of my Mum but what are you, Dad?

– Jesus (Oscar Kightley) asks his Holy Father (Mario Gaoa) about his ancestry

I'm in a culture club, Heathcliff! Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

– Mack (David Fane) on his confusing ancestral make-up

We all like getting skin cancer at the beach?

– Jeff da Māori (David Fane) on what binds the ANZACs together

I feel like the green crayon that no one uses!

– Jeff da Māori (David Fane) on being rejected from the Samoan cultural group