Stake Out - Series One

Episode One - Learners
Tom (Tom Sainsbury) is killing time taking photos on his digital camera, and it's driving Chris (Chris Parker) nuts. He doesn't like the photos Tom took of him and it's using up all the space on the camera. The object of their investigation makes an appearance, but there are some surprises in store.

Episode Two - Internets 
Chris has grown a moustache and Tom has lots to say about it — mostly that Chris should become a porn actor. The conversation quickly reveals that Tom doesn't understand how the internet works. 

Episode Three - Tuataras
Chris and Tom are staking out a black market for native New Zealand animals. In a shocking revelation, Tom admits that he has eaten a tuatara, and finds it twice as tasty as tuna. Chris talks about his time in his school's 'nature police', and the pair get caught up in a ridiculous argument.

Episode Four - Kids
Tom has brought his daughter to work (Olivia Tennet), who bizarrely, doesn't seem that much younger than Tom. Also bizarrely, she is very child-like and rude for her age — even drawing some very offensive drawings with pride. Tom does not seem worried.    

Episode Five - Birthdays
It's Chris' birthday, and Tom has completely forgotten, much to Chris agony. The crisis is averted when Tom finally realises and gives Chris a number of "gifts" which he found in the glove compartment. 

Episode Six - Womens 
Tom and Chris have a new trainee private investigator named Demi (Donna Brookbanks). The guys are so outrageously misogynistic and patronising to her that she finally walks out — or leaves the car. 

Episode Seven - Fights 
Tom and Chris are at each others throats, arguing about everything and anything; Tom's new haircut, Chris blabbermouthing about their secret job, how to pronounce words accurately. It might be the end of their business for good... or is it? Maybe a trip to the McDonald's drive-through will fix it.