Part one of three from this full length television episode.
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Patrick's a very kind, giving, caring man...but he's a shit too.– Denise on her husband
There's a lot of people that you do get involved with, you don't know how they'll take when you've got some money up there ... [or] how they'll take you when you're on the bones of your bum. But she'd be there for up there or down there.– Pat Rippin on his wife Denise
We don't live like that. Patrick and I are in bed at half-past eight or nine o'clock — we're a bit old.– Denise Rippin to The NZ Herald after the episode's first screening, 18 July 2003
He spent $1,500 on the sun bed before he came up here...– Pat Rippin on his step-son Scott
I'm like a proud mother of two!– Maria on her breast implants
I like little women, ha ha, not so much Barbies and that...I like somebody who's not too bossy.– Scott on his ideal partner