Like millions of men around the world I suffer from stage fright. It's a misunderstood and humiliating condition so I prefer the privacy of a cubicle. The urinal is an absolute last resort, because of dickheads like this...– Mike Minogue introduces episode six, 'The Urinal'
Yeah I've got a treat for ya. It's this little poem I've been writing; you like poems? Alright here we go. Verse one, line one: HADLEE'S A WANKER...– 'Bastard Aussie' McGill (Mike Minogue), to kids trick or treating as Richard Hadlee and Lance Cairns