Top Half - Dancing Cows

Cows, strangely enough, are not stupid. They're smart in their own particular way. There will never be a cow degree out of the university, but they can learn.

– Animal trainer Gary Gero on cow intelligence

Then I saw her, one of New Zealand's finest jerseys — on her way to a secret dancing lesson at the back of a Te Awamutu farm with stateside animal trainer Sled Reynolds.

– Reporter Dylan Taite

There's no point in laughing about it — I did hear these cows laughing, and I understand there was dancing going on — a bit of a party in one of these fields.

– Reporter Dylan Taite introduces his report

...Kiwi Mike Seresin, back home for what's close on a one million dollar shoot for a television commercial involving dancing and singing cows. It's being made specifically to try and help halt rapidly sliding butter sales in the UK.

– Reporter Dylan Taite describes cinematographer Michael Seresin