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The Topp Twins - Do Not Adjust Your Twin-Set: The Beach
Television (Excerpts) – 1996
There's only about 36 k's to go alright. That's about a thousand dollars a kilometre.– Camp Mother (Lynda Topp), tries to motivate Camp Leader (Jools Topp) at the triathlon
I suppose you get quite a few girls coming up to you, aye? I bet you go to the gym aye?– Camp Mother (Lynda Topp) flirts outrageously with a lifeguard
You're a lifeguard? Oh, how gorgeous! You've got beautiful warm hands, too.– Camp Mother (Lynda Topp) flirts with a lifeguard
Get off the bike Camp Leader, you're way behind!– Camp Mother (Lynda Topp) bosses Camp Leader (Jools Topp) around, at the triathlon
I'm supposed to be watching the beach, you know?– The lifeguard, after being asked to apply sunscreen to Camp Mother (Lynda Topp)
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