Immi the Vegan

Only a man who's anti-meat can sample these delicious treats. No exceptions.

– Immi (Immi Paterson) sings about her 'type'

I mean sure, I'm a strong, independent, feminist, eco-friendly, ultra-creative, vegan warrior, but I'd also like [a man]

– Immi (Immi Paterson) summarises the situation