Auckward Love - Series Two

We is strong, we is smart, we is sexy, and most importantly of all, we are single as f**k and we're going out, bitches.

– Vicky (Lucinda Hare) at a flat meeting

I love the smell of rivalry in the morning.

– Willard (Will Hall) delights in creating competition at his art gallery

They may even abandon the ones they love by heading off to Four Square for a bottle of milk and tinned tuna before secretly relocating to Paraparaumu to be with their new lover, Simon.

– Zoe's dad Ted (played by John Leigh) recalls his past

It doesn't feel right to me. I feel dirty.

– Grace (Jess Holly Bates) to her polyamorous boyfriend Andy (Jay Chasland)