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Pulp Comedy Presents Ewen Gilmour

Television (Full Length Episode) – 2001

They now want it to be known as Waitakere City, so that people will visit without realising that it’s West Auckland.
– Ewen Gilmour
Back when it [Waitakere City] was West Auckland, the only way you got a flat white was by calling someone a short black.
– Ewen Gilmour
I live in a flat with three women eh, I call it surround sound. One more and it’ll be quadraphonic …
– Ewen Gilmour
I felt sorry for it. I p***ed in it just to get the level up.
– Ewen Gilmour on the Avon River