William Shatner's A Twist in the Tale: A Crack in Time

Well, all the latest technology and style comes from China, doesn't it? Since the second revolution?

– Jem (Antonia Prebble)

I don't have time for this sort of stupidity. I'm going back to the dairy!

– Dad Mike (Peter Hambleton), on hearing stories about time travel

I'm from here... right here. Only when I got into the closet last night I was here then, and when I woke up this morning I was here now.

– Jem (Antonia Prebble) explains where she comes from, to a very confused family