How's Life? (Episode)

Play hard/ Work late/ New job/ New date/ Life in the fast lane/ I can't wait / It's a great life/ Are you living it up?/ How's Life?

– Hammond Gamble, singing the show's theme song

She says she wants to have him back. Why doesn't she come back, Christine? Excellent question — because she doesn't want you back. You are a sorry-ass, I'm afraid to say!

– Paul Henry, offering advice on getting back with an ex

I've tried time out, talking, star charts and smacking.

– A woman writes in asking for advice about her rude five-year-old child