The North Pole Deception

We're definitely here. We've got scars to prove that we're here.

– An elf labourer

People are always making allegations but the truth is there are no problems in my factory. I sometimes hear rumours of workers saying that they're not being paid and I just tell them "always get a receipt".

– W Hogspot addresses rumours of exploitation in his factory

The film had all the makings of parody gold, particularly the broad Kiwi accents that peppered the dialogue with street slang, and blasé yeahs, nahs and y'knows.

– Reviewer Rebecca Barry in The NZ Herald, 9 November 2010