But You Don't Care

A chess set with stylised playing cards as pieces would be pretty choice. Obviously Clubs vs Hearts, with the off suits for the excess "good" units.

A: Knights
2-9: Pawns
10: Rooks
J: Bishops
Q: Queen
K: King

Also: as an aside, my first comment here and I really appreciate all these rad kiwi videos. I don't think I am going to achieve anything this morning.