Loose Enz - Graham's Mum and the Goulden Tour

We made two hundred million dollars last year out of tourism. Four hundred thousand tourists, All I want, Ron, is our fair share.

– Graham Goulden (Ian Watkin)

Things are really looking up for the boy since he got out of show business. I told him that African musical wouldn’t work. Not in our winter.

– Graham’s mum (Yvonne Lawley)

Well, as you must have worked out, we didn’t quite get down that time. Don’t worry. We’re giving it another go. I haven’t lost one yet. Touch wood.

– the pilot, on landing at Wellington Airport