Rekt - Full Series

Dude, I can't pay my bills man — this car is my parents' car, I can't pay for anything — I'm broke!

– Alan (Alan Morrison) explains why he's leaving, in episode three

I think it's our destiny.

– Johnny (Rowan Bettjeman) expresses delight about the new video game Team Fortress 2, in episode one

So, it's come to this — dance with the devil, or don't dance at all.

– Johnny (Rowan Bettjeman), in episode eight

Well well well, look who it is: those with shattered dreams. How does it feel?

– One of the government officials (Vaughan Smith), in episode 10

Well you're basically dead at 30, okay? Your reflexes start slowing down, your hand-eye coordination drops drastically...

– PJ (JJ Fong) on the horrors of getting older, in episode three

It's a new kind of sport, where people sit down without moving a muscle ...actually, they kind of move their thumbs like that a little bit.

– Colin (Cohen Holloway) demonstrates how gamers move their thumbs, in episode six

You better f***** wash your tongue out with soap young man. How dare you slight these grounds with that slur!

– Leslie (Yvette Parsons) expresses horror at hearing Colin has betrayed the code of rugby, in episode six