Rekt - Full Series

Well you're basically dead at 30, okay? Your reflexes start slowing down, your hand-eye coordination drops drastically...

– PJ (JJ Fong) on the horrors of getting older, in episode three

It's a new kind of sport, where people sit down without moving a muscle... actually, they kind of move their thumbs like... that... a little bit.

– Colin (Cohen Holloway) demonstrates to Leslie (Yvette Parsons) the physicality of gaming, in episode six

So, it's come to this — dance with the devil, or don't dance at all.

– Johnny (Rowan Bettjeman), in episode eight

You better f***** wash your tongue out with soap young man. How dare you slight these grounds with that slur!

– Leslie (Yvette Parsons) expresses horror at hearing Colin (Cohen Holloway) has betrayed the code of rugby, in episode six