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Only Son

Short Film (Full Length) – 2010

You knew she was going to dump the shit out of you. She was way out of your league. Try dropping down a race: somebody new to the country?
– More useful advice from Dad (Ian Gordon)
Let them know you’re keen early on, then never let up, always smile, and touch them as much as possible in public (but never on their tits).
– Some of Dad's romance advice to his only son