It's PolyFest time in Morningside and the boys are desperate to be picked for St. Sylvester's prestigious Samoan cultural group. As school alpha male Rex Ruka says, "it's the only thing this dumb school ever wins". When the boys fail to make the cut they persuade their Aboriginal mate Abercrombie to lead an Australian cultural group, but he suspects the boys' motives. This episode from bro'Town's final season is full of star Aussie cameos, including rugby league player Steve Price and Rove McManus. Transplanted Kiwis Russell Crowe and Fred Dagg (John Clarke) also throw their weight behind the ANZAC effort.
I'm in a culture club, Heathcliff! Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?– Mack (David Fane) on his confusing ancestral make-up
Made with funding from NZ On Air
Additional music by Studio Whero, Matty J Wilson, Dominique D Leauga and Eric Niu